Thank you for joining us today, Robby, tell us a little bit about yourself.
"Thanks for having me, Chuck. I must say it’s a real honor to be on your show, and I couldn’t be happier right now. As you know, I’m Robby, and I play in the upcoming zombie apocalypse movie. My role is the hero, and I manage to befriend a zombie."
Tell us a little bit more about this zombie friend.
"Well Chuck, he’s a great guy. I don’t think I’ve ever worked with anyone better. He doesn’t talk much, he’s not a fast walker, and every so often he kind of makes these gurgling noises. At first I was a little weirded out by him, but then I grew to like him."
Wait, you mean as his role in the movie, right?
"No, I mean on set with him. It’s like having a dog play a dog in a dog movie, but this is a zombie playing a zombie in a zombie movie. The only difference between him and a dog is that he has a slight craving for brains for reasons unknown to me."